Beedogs!

For more information/an explanation, see the README.

Consuming the Beedogs:

Getting the current Beedog count:

$ count=$(curl https://beedog.github.io/count)

Getting a random Beedog image:

$ curl https://beedog.github.io/image$(shuf -i 1-${count} -n 1).png

JS demo (see page source):